ABOUT THE AUTHOR


i’m rachel, eighteen, from midwestern america.
i like movies. but not girls. 

i’m not usually good at these things, so um.
“rachel is a little flower”
- mary gael

“hello i’m rachel and finchel had sex lots of times it was great peace and blessing (ps i love desty scissorsafely)”
- desty 

“hi i’m rachel and finchel makes me emo”
- simone 

“hi i”
- jess 

“[11:39:19 PM] mgb: “mary gael is my best friend”

[11:39:25 PM] Jess: and jess is a corgi

[11:39:29 PM] Jess: put tht in there

[11:39:40 PM] mgb: “hi i yam rachel i am stuck in a well of feels with only a spoon of gold to get out also corgis and adam’s apples”

[11:39:48 PM] mgb: also how do you like them apples

[11:39:50 PM] mgb: also

[11:39:59 PM] mgb: mg is the best president i could ask for”
- mary gael and jess 

“hello i’m rachel and i just like to write about stories that make people cry and have feelings its so rude”
- melissa 

“rachel loves both finchel and monchele and spends her days crying over them both. she also has an obsession with corgis and has a bizarre fascination with gollum!!!!!!”

“OR… LOOKING FOR MY FINN TO REPLICATE THE MAGIC OF FINCHEL”
- nadya

“HI I LIKE FINCHEL AND MY NAME IS RACHEL” 
- jessica

“hi my name is rachel cory and lea should reproduce for the good of all humanity, serendipity is flawless, ‘how do you fic’ even though i am a fic queen, also i like lemonade and corgis”
- julia  

“hello i’m rachel and i am flawless and i write AMAZING things wow i deserve some sort of award bless~”
- keelin

“hi i’m rachel and i’m FREAKING AWESOME BOW DOWN TO THE FINCHEL FF QUEEN MINIONS”
- gabi 

“sup rachel here i believe the world would be a better place if cory and lea reproduced sexually also corgis thank you for your time”
- greer 

“hi i’m rachel and my fics are flawless and make people cry! Finchel and monchele are perfect and quinn is my princess also angels”
- juliana 

“hello im rachel and finchel fuck all the time, i write amazing stories and lea if perf and yah finchel4evaa bless.”
- this person



i also like corgis, jess, and mary gael.  

if you want to know more, ask, or check this, this or this tag. :)

(( christmas project ))


  1. jonimitchell said: omg me :’)
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